Oh we do love it when celebs make us chuckle because of their first world problems.
This time ex TOWIE star Maria Fowler has left us gobsmacked after declaring on Twitter that she needs to lose a stone in weight. That's a whole 14 pounds of fat for those of you not in the know.
To make matters worse the slender star stepped out in a multicoloured horizontal striped body contour frock to get wasted at the May Fair hotel bar tonight. Not exactly an outfit someone who needs to slim down can pull off but hey.
The blonde bombshell met up with her Capital Radio host mate Greg Burns. She tweeted: "Getting on the wine in the Mayfair. Tonight's goin to be a druuuuunk night! X"
Always one to want to do her Essex people proud when she ventures to London, she contacted him in advance to have her tipple ready.
Maria wrote: "If u can time it so there is a chilled glass of sauvignon blank there when I arrive (must be chilled) ill b impressed #20mins."
Erm… we believe the correct term is Sauvignon blanc love.
She also revealed that she was flaunting her brand of self-tanning lotion which launches next week.
Do you guys think she wears it well?